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The name's Sprinkles. Rainbo Sprinkles. Paging Strawberry shortcake - *blshhh* - Repeat; - *blshhh* - paging
Strawberry Shortcake. - *blshhhhhhhhh* - Incoming page on line one from an unknown source. They say that the fruitopia's
in the bag and the cookies have been taken care of! - *blshhh* - over and out - *blshhhhhhhhhh*... *bleep* So yeah, anyways.
Yeah, so this once I was in the hospital and I snuck out of my room at about 9:30 pm and I went down to the next
level and found a vending machine. I came back upstairs and sat in a wheelchair around the corner from the nurses station
which is down the hall from my room and decided to eat my snack. Just then, one of the nurses that was supposed to be taking
care of me came around the corner and spazzed me out for eating fritos. So I popped a bunch in my mouth and smiled
and then went to get some ice chips cuz my mouth was burning. She called me a devil child; I think I'm just rebelling out
against the descrimination of chips as a proper snack food. Just because they have more fat than crackers and come in
a bag instead of a box! IF you put cheese on crackers they become JUST as fattening as chips thank you very much. Well depending
on how much cheese you like.
This is a true story. No stretching of the truth was done. Approximately 38 fritos were harmed in the making of this
not so great memory.
Well I'm out of the hospital now. Did you know that I could have died? Yeah. They told me this today, the day after I
got sprung. Kinda interesting how that works; I don't have a right to know that my life is actually in danger when it is.
Ah well. I'm all good now. At least that's what they're telling me. But tomorrow they may tell me that today I was going to
die unless I ate 4,677 pink and orange popsicles, but by the time they actually informed me of it, it would be too
late and I'd be taking my last breath. Like seriously, that's something that pisses me off! Why wouldn't they tell me that
while I was in the effing hospital? Holy effing oreos, I am old enough to understand and I do have rights as an effing person!
Sheezus!
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What the eff is effing new?
hmmmm, well...
-don't see the ring two! shanzy and pj will agree with me!
-I got sprung from the hospital after being there from about 11am on my last Sunday of march break till about
noon on tuesday
-went to school for 1 day last week haha, Thursday.
-I was told I was depressed... I laughed at that... see my point?
-I was told that I could have died in the hospital, which is effing great eh?
-Looking for more people to come to the Trash with us on Friday! Right Shanzy?
-This site!
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